dystopiansocietystraw:

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

(via the-queer-demon)

owlservice:

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

(via donutcats)

larvinya:

(via vexahliia)

the-goblin-cat:

firelordderpy:

the-goblin-cat:

mens-rights-activia:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

That’s more the fuck like it

(via vexahliia)

grumpytrans:

when your cat gives you a soft “mrrp” and has those sleepy eyes when you enter a room, reblog if you agree

(via overfierce)

woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

(via donutcats)

royalbounties:

the-honey-dukes:

My hobbies include reading, writing, and doing neither of those things.

Well I feel insulted

(via teanotcoffee4me)